August 28, 2025
Squid-Game

Remember those gold-masked, velvet-robed VIPs from Squid Game? The ones lounging around like bored billionaires watching people play hopscotch with their lives? Yeah, those guys. Ever wonder what happened to them after the island went kaboom?

🕵️‍♂️ The Great Escape (Probably)

According to the final season, the island self-destructed in a blaze of drama and symbolism. But the VIPs? Not a single feather on their fur-trimmed robes was singed. They vanished faster than your motivation after opening a spreadsheet. No on-screen deaths, no dramatic exits—just poof. Gone. Like your last paycheck.

It’s heavily implied they had escape plans. Because of course they did. They’re VIPs. They probably have yachts shaped like endangered animals and private jets fueled by liquid ego.

đź§ł Where Are They Now?

Let’s speculate wildly, shall we?

  • VIP #1 is likely sipping martinis in Monaco, betting on snail races for sport.
  • VIP #2 opened a luxury spa where massages are administered by trained otters.
  • VIP #3 is writing a memoir titled “Games People Die For: My Life in Velvet and Violence.”

Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to remember our Netflix password.

đź§  Are They Still Running the Show?

The finale hints that the games might continue—just not in South Korea. Rumor has it they’re recruiting in America now. Because nothing says “fresh start” like moving your morally bankrupt death tournament to a new continent.

So if you see someone in a gold animal mask at a gala, maybe don’t accept their invitation to “play a game.” Unless it’s charades. Then go for it.