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Most armies recruit with posters, trade fairs and serious videos full of helicopters. Germany’s Bundeswehr has added something smaller and squeakier: a rubber duck in camouflage, carrying a tiny assault rifle.
A shop with a mission
The German armed forces have opened their own online shop, Euronews reported on 14 November 2026. Next to the T-shirts and mugs sits the star of the range, the battle-ready bath duck. It turned out to be the bestseller. The duck was soon sold out, and demand for the shop reportedly caused technical problems shortly after launch.
Somewhere in Germany, a bathtub is now under very serious protection. The shampoo bottles have been told to stand to attention, and the soap has been placed on high alert. Bath time, it seems, will never be quite as relaxed again.
Quacking for recruits
Behind the joke there is a real plan. The Bundeswehr wants to raise its profile, build a brand beyond the barracks and, above all, reach younger people at a time when it is trying to grow its ranks. Merchandise is meant to put the military into everyday life, even if that life involves bubble bath.
Not everyone is splashing along
Critics warn that cheerful souvenirs can make the realities of military service look trivial, and that selling weapon-themed products as lifestyle items is a step too far. Politicians from the Left Party said such marketing risks making the military an ever more normal part of daily life.
Mission accomplished, for now
Will a duck persuade anyone to sign up? Nobody knows yet. As an attention grabber, though, it has already done its job: people are talking, and the shelves are empty. Not bad for a soldier that cannot swim without floating.
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