In Canada this week, soccer wasn’t just a game it was a standoff. A very determined goose waddled onto a local pitch, parked itself firmly in midfield, and absolutely refused to leave.
Players tried gentle shooing. Referees flapped their arms in vain. Spectators laughed, filmed, and shouted suggestions. The goose? It hissed, strutted, and claimed the turf as its personal kingdom.
⚽ The Goose vs. The Game
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Kickoff was delayed by nearly 20 minutes.
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Brave volunteers attempted a “goose escort” but were promptly chased away.
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Finally, peace was restored with the only bribe acceptable to our feathered overlord: fresh bread.
🐦 Goose 1 – Humans 0
Locals dubbed it “the most Canadian delay of all time,” proving once again that nature has zero respect for sports schedules. The goose, meanwhile, left in triumph stomach full, dignity intact, wings unbothered.
